Eurovision Error

April 25, 2024

It’s not the first time the sun was eclipsed but when it happens every year for twenty years it gets suspicious. At least that’s how Skibbutz fans felt when the Austrian Eurovision Selection Committee passed over their favourite band for the 20th year in a row to select a previously unknown hair stylist to represent them in next ear’s Eurovision Song Contest.

Skibbutz have moved several times within the Schengen region to apply to Eurovision from different countries, but have so far failed to fond the right match. Rumours have been circulating that the twin princes of après-ski are considering moving from the highest country in Europe to the lowest, after the spectacular implosion of Europapa left a gaping hole in the confidence of the Dutch Eurovision Selection Committee.