Taylor Swift Agrees

May 22, 2024

Taylor Swift is said to have agreed to the idea of attending an après-ski event during a ski holiday, sometime in the next four or five years, a person close to the manager of an undisclosed ski resort reported on X this week.

The chance that Taylor Swift sees Skibbutz on this circuit is non-zero, a snow-melter, odds on favourite to be the non-coincidence of the year, and the team is pulling out all the stops to make sure they’re ready.

Plans include a replica of the Finnish ski-jump ramp from Jifka, holographic pine trees and a circular, rotating dance floor tiled at 15 degrees, becoming their most expensive production yet. “We’ve never put our eggs in all one basket before,” said Günther Skibbutz when asked, “but for Taylor Swift we must do it. We must risk everything.”